"Oh, Halloween is my favourite day of the year"...
Are you out of your mind? Even if that's true don't say it out loud, you stupid!
Of course I can see why you like it that much - it's obviously the only time of the year when going out without a paper bag on your face won't make you look any different and your natural looks would be actually appropriate.
Halloween is about dressing up as something you are not. It's way too sad... when everyone else would put efforts on coming up with an idea first and then dressing up, and you only need to... be yourself.
Anyways, if some of the ones who read this think it's valid for them as well:
OK, we give you the Halloween. But please stay locked in for the rest of the year. Nobody has found their eyes on the street.
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