Monday, July 7, 2014

While on the track, waiting for the MTA to NYC a man comes over from at least 30 ft away saying "Excuse me, could you please put your cigarette away?"
Me: I'm sorry I'll move away from you.
Him: no, I want you to put it away
Me: I'm sorry but what is it that;s really bothering you?
Him: I'm with a kid...(duh)
Me: well next time put a condom on and you won't be!!!

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