To one of my dearest friends

Happy birthday to a legendary freak and extraordianry stupid asshole - Georgi Bakardjiev. I wish you all the worst that I can think of multiplied by the highest amount of malice that Im capable of. Never thought I'd say this but I kinda miss your creepy face, chubby figure and annoying personality. Your weird sense of humor and frenetic laughter used to be  always an amazing distraction back in the day  and I do miss the long chats bitching about each other.  Don't be upset about turning 40 (I know you are only 31 but your looks say different), they say each age has its blessing matters. And it's a lot better to be over the hill than buried under it. 
Have an awfull one. 
Love